Inspired by Crimson-knight. There's no real music to this, but think heavy metal-esque. :p

Oh, Ikuko!
Why can't you see that I love you so?!
My love will last as long as grass grows
But yet why do you pick your nose

At me?
Oh pretty baby, can't you see?
The thought of you fills me with glee
So let's go off.....and ditch Usagi

*CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Oooh, its spooky!
You're so crazy, my lil' Ikuky!
Let's get it on, I want your n*****!
Don't you worry, hun, cause I'm no rookie

IN LOOOOOVE!
Don't forget honey,
There was Hina with her money
And USAAAAAGI!
But they weren't right for me!

And all I know
Is I love....
I live Ikuko

*dunununununununununununun!!*

What about Kenji?
Let us hide it so he can't see
What we did last night in bed
Clean the sheets so he won't lose his head

And

KIIIIILL ME!
Who cares that Iiii'm only 20!
I had a chick named Beryl
She was older then Carol

CHAaNNNING!!!
How much more do I have to sing?!?
Beryl's nothing to brag about
She's a hag with a mouth!

Cause this Mamo-Mamo's
only for one girl......
Ikuko!

*drumsguitarsoloSLASHVANHALENQUEENMETALROCKSFOREVER*

Black Lady's too young!
Michiru's way too strong!
Galaxia's high strung!
And don't get started on

NEPHELEEEENIA!!
We haven't gotten to those ladies yet!
Usagi's mom is a safer bet
To get me really wet

In a

RAIIIINSTORM!!
Let's get it on to the early morn!
And afterwards we'll eat corn!
Are you getting this?!
If you get the gist
Come to Azabu!
Cause I waaant YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!!!!!!!!

*long, drawn out pause*

Baby, don't you knooooow?
The only girl for me.....

.....is.......

IKUKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*gaspgaspgaspwheezeTHE END*